I dunno (´・ω・`)
Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD
Walmart. What a time to be alive.
Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.
time to go to walmart
A few of the many characters voiced by Cree Summer.
I love that any time you hear that awesome, kind of raspy but in a good way, voice, you know it’s gonna be good :)
(Source: , via livewhileyourbloodisboiling)
becoming a demon seems like a good career option
This post is eveeeeeeeerything
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
via Cop v. Black Guy
I know that this is supposed to be funny, but I can’t laugh at all because a scenario like this happened to me when i was 17
i call bullshit
no way could a stormtrooper make that shot
having the worst internet connection in your friend group
I’m all about unforgiving and hating and holding grudges because it keeps me safe and mentally healthy and I don’t care about your stupid feel-good quotes about forgiving everyone everywhere always so you can take your feel-good emotionally manipulative apologist bullshit and shove it